Dishpan hands and pots and pans and ashtrays full of butts

Pearldiving's the life for me, I'm such a little putz

The heat, the slime, I've never been on time

I'm soaking wet, I'll never save a dime



Born to do dishes, I was born to do dishes

I was born to do dishes and my mom's really bummed out

I was born to do dishes fuck you, I'm just so proud

I was born to do dishes and my mom's really bummed out



The heat, the slime, I've never been on time

I'm soaking wet, I'll never save a dime